Mammacitas, enough already. This trend of apologizing for your face, like the way it looks in your pictures, just stop. You look fine, everything is fine. Just say “Hi this is my face. Have a nice day.” Why must you EVER say sorry in regards to your face? You are a lovely human female, not some malformed horrible demon troll monster.

Hello babes and sugar daddies, I figured since this is a community that embraces art I could talk about these sorts of things, things inside my head. You know.

I have finally gotten to see my Muse for the first time, in the human face to face, lets hug and frolic and buy a worthless piece of shit bike at walmart and talk about rap stars and go pissing in the woods, and oh I know you already got the flu, but that was the Toronto Ontario flu, and now your here getting the California big fucking USA flu. He’s here for six months and he has a beard now, and I don’t know how to draw beards nor do I have the patience or desire to learn.

I don’t know how to draw him anymore. But it doesn’t really matter. Because Jesus, he’s here. HE’S HERE.